Gene Catman: Apparently Iceman is a deadbeat dad.
Where did you see that?
Gene Catman: tmz.
Erin: Oh god, is it on in the break room again?
Gene Catman: I saw it on their web site.
Erin: Um. What were you doing on TMZ’s web site?
Gene Catman: My injured eye* needs the gossipz.
* Gene Catman was recently the victim of biological plant warfare and looks like he was attacked by a cat that was not only angry, but also on fire.
Also, as a literate heterosexual male with a low tolerance for bullshittery, it is highly out of character for Gene Catman to even consider TMZ as a thing, let alone visit its site. He is clearly a sick man.