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Jul 3

Earlier today, VKP fan “Wolf Growls” posted this trailer on our Facebook page. Three thoughts:

1. Heather Graham trying to scream “for serious” is like a bachelor party stripper pretending to have an orgasm in some dude’s living room.

2. Ivan Tretiak is back as an evil Eastern European oligarch, hooray!

3. Less than a minute into the trailer and Val Kilmer reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman in Twister. I always thought Dusty had a super sweet RV.